THE BEACHGOER

THE BEACHGOER

SPECIMEN B.G

FACT FILE 002:

 

COMMON NAME: Beachgoer

SCIENTIFIC NAME: BOA Beach-Goer Extricationerer

TYPE: Opportunity

DIET: Still Water

GROUP NAME: Liberated Observer

AVERAGE LIFE SPAN IN THE WILD: Can Surrpass Biological Immortality

SIZE: Enough

WEIGHT: Shedding

SIZE RELATIVE TO A 6-FT MAN: Infinite