THE BEACHGOER
COMMON NAME: Beachgoer
SCIENTIFIC NAME: BOA Beach-Goer Extricationerer
TYPE: Opportunity
DIET: Still Water
GROUP NAME: Liberated Observer
AVERAGE LIFE SPAN IN THE WILD: Can Surrpass Biological Immortality
SIZE: Enough
WEIGHT: Shedding
SIZE RELATIVE TO A 6-FT MAN: Infinite